homosociality

A close, non-sexual relationship between two people of the same sex.

When a bro loves a bro without touching wieners, yo.(homosociality)

by GOTspence? August 10, 2009

Homosocial

Often mistaken as a bromance, the homosocial man is far from homosexual. The homosocial man likes to get away from the ladies, spend some time with his mates and watch copious amounts of sports. They can often be found in pubs and clubs, chilling out and playing pool, sinking some drinks, or chatting on the smoking deck. They are easily identifiable by the fact that they seem more interested in talking to one another than anyone else and are comfortable with that fact. Essentially, it is a mans bro time!

Man 1: Oi bro, my missus is full pissin' me off aye.
Man 2: Yeah dude, I get that.
Man 1: She wants me to spend every second with her.
Man 2: That's so unrealistic.
Man 1: I know.
Man 2: It's cool man. We'll play some pool, bet on some horses, drink our sorrows away and talk about them when we start getting drunk.
Man 1: Cool. Thanks bro.
Woman 1: Hey, look at them. *points to men*
Woman 2: They're so homosocial.
Woman 1: I know right? Cute. ;)

by Azriel Naya'il March 30, 2011

Homozodiaphobia

An irrational fear some people have shown to have towards people with differing zodiac symbols. To an individual with

homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.

Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.

Person A: Lily hasn't said anything to anybody this entire semester.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.

by Hamehr August 31, 2018

homoviagris

When the bro’s all become homos around each other but no one Is actually gay. Just saying gay things to each other.

Man this is so homoviagris.

by Homisexual, gay, homo, no homo February 2, 2020

homologism

n - a cognitive dysfunction which constitutes assuming that all people in one's own group think the same way one does about given/related topics

"Homologism is rampant in my church. Everybody there assumes that you agree with waiting until marriage to have sex, even though most people won't actually care if you do it."

"I'm so tired of the way my roommate keeps homologising me. Yes, we are both gay, but that doesn't mean I agree with her that bisexual people are just afraid to come all the way out of the closet. Bisexuality is a real thing."

by Blamtastical April 22, 2015

Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.

Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.

by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008

homofobia

The state of being a homoFOB. The state of loving oneself as a homosexual who is also a FOB or in other words fresh of the boat. Not to be confused with homophobia which has the opposite meaning yet similar sound.

We watched "La Mala Educacion" and then went for Sushi at Gotan's. We dissed ABCDs who think they are IT. Because it were WE homoFOBs who were IT. Then we sat around some bar table in the West Village and sang 70s songs by Noor Jehan and occasionally reminisced about the dialogue in movies like Sorraya Bhopali or Umrao Jaan. All in all, it was a very just a slice of my life full of homoFOBia.

by Ayaz January 28, 2005