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The state of being a homoFOB. The state of loving oneself as a homosexual who is also a FOB or in other words fresh of the boat. Not to be confused with homophobia which has the opposite meaning yet similar sound.
We watched "La Mala Educacion" and then went for Sushi at Gotan's. We dissed ABCDs who think they are IT. Because it were WE homoFOBs who were IT. Then we sat around some bar table in the West Village and sang 70s songs by Noor Jehan and occasionally reminisced about the dialogue in movies like Sorraya Bhopali or Umrao Jaan. All in all, it was a very just a slice of my life full of homoFOBia.
homofobia by Ayaz January 28, 2005
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homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homophobia 

The fear of man (humans)
If I am homophobic or if I have homophobia then I have the fear of humans.
Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021

Homophobia 

The fear of buildings that are lived in, houses, and home estates.
“Did you hear that Kevin is homophobic?”
“Yeah. Isn’t that why he’s homeless?”
“Yeah. So much homophobia that he’s too scared to even live in a box.”
Homophobia by Diamond Fox June 1, 2021

Homophobia 

The rational fear of Homo sapiens (aka humans)

Defined as being afraid of homos xoxoxo
Person 1: I have homophobia!
Person 2: Oh you're afraid of humanity nice!
Homophobia by loose Poosea September 21, 2022

Homophobia 

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short
Homophobia by Eushshtb July 15, 2022
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