Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay

Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.

by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019

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homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

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Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

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Youtube Comment Homeostasis

(n)The tendency for youtube users to either thumbs up or thumbs down a comment that has already been rated in order to bring the said comment's rating to (or closer to) the neutral 0 mark.

Youtube Teeny Bopper: HAI GUISE LOOK @ DIS

douchemaster69 (1 minute ago) -1
THIS SONG IZ RLY GHEY

Youtube Teeny Bopper: O NOES I GOTS TEH Youtube Comment Homeostasis I BETR THUMS UP DIS GI SOH HIZ RATN IZ "0" !!!1!ONE!

by K-MAGIC April 30, 2009

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