Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home

Baby shit in a funeral home is bad

by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019

don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007

Home Shitter

One that refuses to take shits at work, school, or any public establishment

Joe was a home shitter because he didn't want to shit at work where everyone could hear him shit

by TheWorkingBro December 5, 2013

Homieshizznitt

A "Homieshizznitt" is referred to somebody/ something as "cool" or "awesome". "Homieshizznitt" is often used to substitute words to indicate something greater than the actual definition. It has more value and passion towards what you are referring is (a) "homieshizznitt"

1. You're a homieshizznitt (you're cool)
- She is a homieshizznitt (shes cool)
- I'm a homieshizznitt (I'm awesome)
- because we're homieshizznitts (because we're cool like that)
2. That's homieshizznitt (that's awesome)

by unknowable -N August 6, 2012

homieship

The state of friendship between homies.

Jess: "Hey, are you friends with Tom?"
Mike: "Chyeah, we got ourselves a homieship."

by fashoyoyo October 17, 2011

HomieShip

A homies relationship that can not be broken nor can it be removed

Karen: You and Gregory seem close, maybe too close
Gary: Chill Hon, it's a HomieShip

by theHomieHandbookFollower November 10, 2019

homeshit

a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with the amount you have to do, and you want everyone else to know about it

"Stop calling me, I'm busy with this stupid homeshit"

"Professor Davis assigned me a bunch of homeshit over spring break"

by scheutz April 26, 2006