hold my beer

(1) The act of giving up one's alcoholic beverage temporarily to attempt a stunt he or she has never ventured.

(2) Ones personal death wish fueled by ignorance.

Person: "Omg that guy tight-roped Niagara Falls"
Drunk Guy: If you think that's somethin', just "hold my beer"

Person: Did he just do a double backflip?
DG: double backflip you say..hold my beer

Person: That guy just drank 30 beer
DG: Bitch gimmie my beer

by 3.1416 September 15, 2013

hold my gay

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

by Resicoi December 24, 2018

hold my beer

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

by Lostinwarfare May 28, 2017

Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022

hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

by Dubpone October 28, 2013

Hold My Nuts

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

by krispychickun May 31, 2015

Hold My Pocket

"Hold my pocket" is prison slang.

In prison, holding onto somebody’s pocket is a symbol of ownership. It means that you were owned and protected by the person whose pocket you are holding.

A: Hold my pocket, beautiful.
B: *Could hold it, or decline the offer.*

by KatzeK4 July 15, 2023