Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
by Mango the mang April 13, 2005
To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)
Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
by Janet66 May 08, 2007
A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."
B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."
by maka ceto July 28, 2009
by jarthoke April 08, 2009
that was hoke when I won the lottery
by IcePick Trotter July 08, 2003
A joke that it's intent is to make one laugh so great that it becomes a horrible joke. In other words,that akward long silence joke.
by CanadianCredit March 22, 2011
The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
by Chucklefuck January 19, 2016