Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them

Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

by derekthethird December 3, 2009

Engine Hoist

Equipment designed to test the tensile strength of anything you have forgotten to disconnect in the engine bay

Damn, that Engine Hoist made quick work of the O2 sensor wire!

by Ducksnake February 14, 2008

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

by bgomez August 20, 2006

hoish

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Boob Hoist

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019