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hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.
One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.
by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022
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hogsmoker

A woman who frequently gives oral sex, blowjob, bj, smokeshow. It's origin is of smoking a sausage like a cigar, and sausage is made out of hog/pig.
She's a great hogsmoker. She blew me three times this morning.
by BlackCracka May 30, 2006
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hogsmoke

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
by G$ March 2, 2005
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a-holism

1.) The act of being an a-hole, or in literal terms, an asshole.

2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.
I talked to that girl Shaniquea, and boy, shes a ho with a bad case of a-holism.
by davod April 7, 2004
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Hoeism

Janine said to Kristen “I’m a follower of that hoeism religion
by Cheesecake2735 October 15, 2017
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Horism

The actions and ensuing culture pertaining to hoeing around. Trick life.
Years of horism had made Kima-Baby jaded to any nod of romanticism and respectability.
by CraigWaive March 7, 2019
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hodism

A disease in which the afflicted shows signs of intense thirst and/or performs actions in which one might be called a "ho".
"Damn, did you see Duhquan yiking with that bitch over there? He must have a serious case of hodism."
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