Hofhardt

Hofhardt is a conjunction of the last names of its creators- rejects from their own respective families because of religious bigotry.

Noun, singular: A Hofhartd is a person who has been ostracized by their nuclear family unit due to the family's religious intolerance of a different belief system/viewpoint/lifestyle, etc.

Noun, collective: "The Hofhartds" are people that can come together and know that they are not alone in their journey. Taking the name Hofhartd as a new "family name" allows one to identify with others experiencing the same pain when their own family has turned their backs.

Verb: To be Hofhartded is to be cast out forcibly from one's family, or to be left with no alternative but to end relationships for one's health, wellbeing, and overall happiness.

"I didn't realize Emily was a Hofhardt, she never really talks about her folks."

"My whole family are a bunch of wingnuts! I think I'll join the Hofhartds!"

"Did you hear about Danny? I hear his Dad hofhardted him when he came out as an atheist."

by Ms.Hofhardt April 20, 2010

Hofasho

A person that is a hoe without doubt.

(Person 1) Dude, what do you think about her?
(Person 2) She's a hofasho.
(Person 1) Ya...that's what I was thinking.

by Heaven's Avenging Angel December 21, 2008

Hofession

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

hofosho

One answer to the question, "Is that person a whore". Meaning "ho for sure".

Frank: Is Debbie a whore?

Mike: She's a hofosho.

by Batost March 11, 2008

HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

by MoSil December 24, 2008

hochstadt

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.

Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

by dvsdgkvsdfjbvdfkbkdfnbkldnfbvk March 16, 2009