Hoesins

Dumbass people who shows their dick to people without being embarrassed of themselves.

Hoesins:"hey seksi, send nudes
Random girl:"You first"
*sends dick pic*
Hoesins:"You send bob and open vagena"
Random girl:"You mean bob the builder losing his virginity. Okay!"
Hoesins:"god dammit"

Hoesins *videoing himself and moaning*
Hoesins:"it's okay if you dont want to show me bob"
*Shows more*
Random girl:"is that ....."
Hoesins:"CUMMM"
Random girl:"ewww"

by Indian curry May 31, 2018

housies

Housies means "Homies" and was first used on an Orange advertisement. A white guy said it trying to be cool!

Hey Housies! put down your guns!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

hoessessive

One who knowingly sleeps with a person in a relationship, and immediately identifies themselves as the primary "partner".

"Damn! That hoessessive bitch straight up smacked his wife."

See shows such as: Jerry Springer and Cheaters

by Stephen Pepper June 10, 2007

hoesiosis

when you’re a hoe , but you have scoliosis

That girl over there looks like she has hoesiosis.

by big brains November 18, 2019

Hoesestoiariestically

The deep rooted history and study of hoes

Have you ever considered majoring in Hoesestoiariestically studies?

by witchyrose February 23, 2020

hosiesliquor

a really funny, sweet, sarcastic editor. Ships hosie and lovesssss josie saltzman. Is really good at editing and is biased. She is also really pretty and has decent boobs but her look make up for the size

"have you seen that hosie edit?"
"Oh yeah! i made me cry. Hosiesliquor always makes me cry😭 "

by ur fav mutual😚 January 31, 2022

horsies

1) A phonological variant of the English word "Horses" (n.)
2) The act of lobotomizing someone with an erect penis (v.)

1) Awh, look at the horsies!
2) Dude, did you hear that Jacob was horsied the other night?

by Older Old Greg October 27, 2013