hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 1, 2009

Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 28, 2011

Hodges

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

by Hod_gy August 29, 2008

hodge

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

by dobid March 21, 2009

Hodge

A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.

He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.

by DeepseaSmoker July 13, 2010

Hodgeing

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.

Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.

Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?

Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me

by Brooke&Melissa June 28, 2006

hodge

<hohj> n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food

"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.

by nu2004 April 14, 2008