hocus pocus 

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

hocus pocus by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

Hocus Pocus 

The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.

“My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”

Hocus Pocus by Showstick September 24, 2018

hocus pocus 

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

hocus pocus by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

Hocus pocus

Someone who is corny, weird, odd, hard to be around for a long time

Weirdo: 😜
You: Cuh you so hocus pocus, get from around me fam

Hocus pocus by Class-Clown78 November 22, 2025

hocus pocus alimagocus 

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

hocus pocus alimagocus by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

Hocus Pocus Bitch by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer 

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019