hobocumphobia

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.

Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!

by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Hobo milk

Fluid harvested from a homeless man via squeezing and mouth-to-mouth.

Hey man did you get any Hobo milk?

Nah sorry man, I couldn't find any hobos.

by THICCBOITIZZLE April 17, 2019

Hobo Stick

When a man stuffs his nuts into his own ass and then bangs his partner with his dick thus simulating a hobo stick.

Rob kicked James out of the house but not before he gave him a hobo stick to remember him by.

by Rexlba January 10, 2020

Hobo cops

A bum who guards a club smells like a sea bass cheap booze for fart on dinner

Hobo cops garden clubs

by Kingofdick January 4, 2020

hobo chaff

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.

"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."

by silent-m August 5, 2009

Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

by dj_monged September 2, 2004