hobnob

The cunning art of nudging one person with your 'piece' while mouthing the phrase "huh huh huh"
Eamon surprised Rachel with a swift hobnob from behind
by TangenT June 06, 2004
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Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.
Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?
by Fuck you that's who February 22, 2016
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Laura hobnobbed me until I came in her mouth.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
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hobnobing

doing something no one UNDERSTANDS.
"Dude you are so hobnobing it."
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Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.
Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night
by StickySteve87 June 04, 2021
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HobNob

The average old white man who touches himself until he hardens at the sight of a young females toes preferably painted black, blue or red.
Your father is secretly a hobnob
by daveboy635 March 07, 2017
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Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.
Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!
by acme15 October 29, 2019
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