Hobbknocker

A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker

British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."

by Himom123 August 28, 2009

Hobbz

A phrase coined to a person who is devoid of the ability to do something on time.

Darniel -Yo dawg you were 2 hours late, where the heck were you?

Joe - Sorry i just got really high and forgot so i went to 5 different fast food restaurants instead.
Fennerz - You're a real Hobbz, you know that?

by Poopy Slee April 4, 2010

hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbinski December 11, 2008

Hobbz

type of person . instead of using nigga or dog

ayo you better flee hobbz

by fckn pen January 17, 2011

hobbing

To be extremely annoying

Jared was hobbing when he said he was gonna tell on me

by HobKiller July 8, 2019

Hobbz

Hobbz is a prick, it doesn't matter what you say because he is an absolute and complete arsehole and your opinion probably doesn't matter.

If you happen to be in a public shopping centre and want to look at a cunt quickly but happen to be in a country where rape is deemed as illegal then you can quickly turn around to look at Hobbz in order to fulfill your desire.

by Clarence Spitsfire May 10, 2010

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.

This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?

by universalrundell January 28, 2009