knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017

hobberjogger

a person who is very dumb for making a minor incorrect move

Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TABLE YOU HOBBERJOGGER

by yesjustlikethefruit December 14, 2018

Roy Hibbert Mode

Roy Hibbert mode is an extreme mode you become while playing basketball. You'll score 0 points and grab 0 rebounds and you'll go wild for every bucket you're team scores and after the game you'll catch 1 fish so you'll feel not like a complete failure.

"I'm going Roy Hibbert mode in tonights game!"

*Team mates scores buckets*
"YAH YAH YAH YAH

*Halftime*

"See you later niggas gonna watch king of the hill*

by Cops who eat donuts 24/7 May 18, 2014

Hobberknocker

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

That woman right there is a hobberknocker

by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

Hubbert

To one-punch someone else, often for no reason while intoxicated.

He just Hubbert that guy and broke his nose.

by Jacobus V. G. February 15, 2008

Hibberting

Verb

Adding hot girls on Facebook and pestering them until they sleep with you.

"I've been hibberting this girl on Facebook for a while"

Person A: "Hiya mate, what you up to?"
Person B: "Just on hibberting on Facebook"

by Doc Hibb November 9, 2011

Smooch Hobber

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

by Yoshinene June 25, 2009