Hathos

Ha·thos \ˈhā-ˌthōs\ (noun). Ha·thet·ic \hā-ˈthe-tik\ (adj). Coined by Alex Heard in 1987. Meaning: something so unpleasant you can't help but be riveted by it, for example, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Robertson, Rebecca Black, the Westboro Baptist Church, and the smell of one's own farts.

Margie Phelps announcing that Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing Steve Job's funeral -- from her iPhone -- was pure hathos.

by Gunnvor October 6, 2011

heatholder

fucking douche bag shemale cunt fuck spic-guido quasihomosexual wannabe ladies man who hits on internet women and acts like he has some sort of relationship with them.

see smegma, dick cheese

by kyle October 5, 2004

heatholder

A fatass Colombian nerd who thinks he is a gangsta because he hangs out with drug dealers and a ladies' man cuz he goes to bars and gets rejected

Oh wow, Heatholder just made another unfunny thread

by RedmaN October 6, 2004

Hothole

A uber hot guy who is also a massive asshole.

Girl, Jaime is such a hothole. I don't know if I wanna punch his face or sit on it.

by CherryBlossom! January 5, 2017

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

West Hoathly

A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.

'I live in West Hoathly.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

Hotholz

A driver of a ridculously ugly SUV but is surprisingly good looking when you look at him at a stop light. A Hotholz is usually, but not restricted to, a hip or a hop, but never both

Female #1: wow, Danny is really cute!
Female #2: ya, he's a Hotholz, you didn't know that?
Female #3: Wuuul Auctuallyyy it's his birthday today!
Female #4: I heard that hotholz might sing the national anthem at a lakers game!
Female #5: Botentially, but it's unlikely
Female #7: man, I would love to play hide and seek with that hotholz. But only after I sear him a great salmon.

Female #8: happy birthday hotholz!

by Varsity bench April 7, 2017