Hathorn

This is the last name of people who really love bread. All kinds of bread, fill that shopping cart up with loafs, baguettes, waffles, baked goods, you’re a Hathorn. It is also illegal to change your last name upon marriage if you are a Hathorn.

“Bro your shopping cart is full of yeast!”

“It’s fine man, I’m a Hathorn”

by ThatDollFace September 22, 2023

Mayer Hawthorne

Epic music artist, bringing back good music with flavor

Person: Damn that is tight
person 2: yea, thats mayer hawthorne!

by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010

Hathor

Hathor is a very ancient goddess, dating to predynastic times. When dynastic rule began, as Horus was associated with the king, Hathor was with the queen. Her name translates to "The House of Horus," and so she is associated with the royal family. But also, as the entire world could be said to be the House of Horus, Hathor can be seen as the mother-goddess of the whole world, similar to Isis.

Hathor's cult is unusual; as both men and women were her priests (most deities had clerics of the same gender as they). Many of them were artisans, musicians, and dancers who turned their talents into creating rituals that were nothing short of works of art. Music and dance were part of the worship of Hathor like no other deity in Egypt. Hathor herself was the incarnation of dance, and stories were told of how Hathor danced before Ra when he was in despair to cheer him up. Inspiration was also Hathor's bailiwick, and many would come to the temples of Hathor to have their dreams explained or to beseech her for her aid in creation, much in the same way the Greeks invoked the Nine Muses.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

hanthorn

verb, as in pulling a hanthorn. a move in beer pong in which a player utilizes his or her opponents groin as a "backboard" in order to sink the last cup.

Woah broheem, he totally hanthorned that last shot.

by m4lcom xtreme August 4, 2007

Gale Hawthorne

The guy who saved Katniss' family, who is Katniss' bestfriend, who was with Katniss through the end, who watched her go through hell on TV, who watched her love someone else, who risked his life to save the person she loved and got nothing in return.

Dude, I'm your Gale Hawthorne, pick me!

I just got Gale Hawthorned.

I'll pull a Gale Hawthorne and stay silent and watch you love another guy to see you happy.

by Everthorne March 26, 2012

Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.

Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(

by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020

Hawthorn Middle School South

A shit school with lots of show off jocks, sluts, and bitchy teachers. You can get in trouble for just about anything in that school, they are in the top 100 schools in IL (95th). The administration is gay. The principle is a bitch. There is never a day where there is no homework. You can expect to be in hell for the next 3 years of your life.

"Dude i can't wait to go to hawthorn middle school south man" "haha you don't know what's coming"

by 91490324823094 January 9, 2010