hobile

A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.

I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...

by Wilberforce T Zzynski May 13, 2005

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Hoilet

To be a clown; to be amusement for everyone else.

Piss on ya toilet...
Niggas be hoilet!

by npgy November 30, 2019

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1. A verb, meaning to go out of your way to kill something in an online game even though it will inevitably lead to the demise of the whole team.

2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'

1. Oh my god that guy is fucking Hoilesing so bad.. wat a tard.

2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.

by Jefferson Ford June 5, 2010

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hoile

Hoile's tend to be the best people in the world. they hold the best parties and cook the best food. If your surname is Hoile then it is an honour not only is it weird but it's unique.

Guy 1: Who is she?!

Guy 2: She is well nice but way out of your league!

Guy 1: AHHH well she is so hot she is such a Hoile!

Guy 2: Wipe the drool off your chin mate

by SuchaDarren! October 23, 2020

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hofie

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009

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