hmp

hold my poodle.

Here. hmp.

by harhar1991 May 6, 2011

hmp

hit my penis

Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too

by hmugirl July 12, 2011

hMp

Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.

"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"

by imhotep January 23, 2013

hmp

Hit my pussy; say when ur horny but wanna be petty to “him”

Someone hmp tonight

by Dr.dickel March 24, 2020

hmp

Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...

Yo so bored... hmp.

by HMP_ALL_DAY69 May 16, 2011

HMP

Hug Me Please

i feel very lonely, HMP

by anonymous December 10, 2020

HMP

Hit my pineal gland

"Don't worry, I texted him to hmp when he finds the soup."

by hillelatbucc May 13, 2018