HMFTG

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.

Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!

by PTMonk January 6, 2009

Hmmst

A word showing; proving the intelligence of whomst is wiser than others.

Guy 1: your stupid as fuck lmao
Guy2: Hmmst, mortal, sayeth that again and I will bitch slap you

by Pacman-ish March 25, 2020

HMFT

Popular term in Reddit that means Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT while I do a backflip over a fire

by GrayArty October 22, 2019

hMmf

When you don’t get your way, someone {disses} you or someone disagrees with you and you’re mad about it. You say “hMmf”.

chad:“You’re ugly”
Sarah:“hMmf”

by https://yourmom.com March 5, 2020

humft

A Biarific term of a noise made like squeee when you're exasperated (Via the book of Janna)

Janna: OMFGWTF?1!?1ONE!!11
Bia: Humft!

by John N August 30, 2008

Hmmf

The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.

Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.

Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.

by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009

HMMF

haters make me famous

Hater: Hey I posted a video of you picking your nose online yesterday. It has 8,000 views now.
You: Yeah now my crush knows who I am and she's coming over today. HMMF!

by packdog April 29, 2019