Hovik

Armenian name usually given to male babies with abnormally large reproductive organs. Hoviks tend to be the most powerful people, historically defeating Aleksandr and his army of small, black-cocked men.

Hovik’s long white penis grazed the trimmed grass before cutting Aleksandr down.

I think I’ll name my son Hovik. His cock is abnormally large.

by BattleOfCocksCirca1344 August 25, 2019

hovie

A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.

Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!

by marksupero December 11, 2008

hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.

"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."

by Johnesia July 18, 2005

Hovious

Amazingly sexy. Usually used in reference to an incredibly good looking person.

Man, look at that Hovious!

If only I looked like that Hovious.

by JoAnnely November 15, 2009

Hovig

In ancient mythology; The God of Wind guiding the path of sheep. In modern types, Armenian male with great attributes usually flourish with exceptional talent.

Don't get the Hovig mad, he will blow you away.

by Ryhtmic March 26, 2009

Hloniphile

They have a great personality and very fun to be around, they can get angry very easily and you would not want to be on their bad side. They don't tolerate nonsense and very easy to please

An African name that means respect

This person is very respected, she must be Hloniphile

by Baear December 1, 2020

Hvovi

The name of the third wife of the holy prophet Zarathustra. A very uncommon modern name.

"Woah! Hvovi just hit the quan really hard! They're so poggers!"

by Hvovi March 22, 2022