BattleOfCocksCirca1344's definitions

Hovik

Armenian name usually given to male babies with abnormally large reproductive organs. Hoviks tend to be the most powerful people, historically defeating Aleksandr and his army of small, black-cocked men.

Hovik’s long white penis grazed the trimmed grass before cutting Aleksandr down.

I think I’ll name my son Hovik. His cock is abnormally large.

by BattleOfCocksCirca1344 August 25, 2019