Hoovie

A common nickname for an amazing girl who is a combination of nerdy, sexy, intelligent, artistic and funny all at the same time. A girl that is so near to perfection that her actual existence is more than questionable, a Hoovie is so close to perfection that she finds it necessary to be mean in order to try to scare away those with less than honorable intentions. This is the type of girl that can make you lose track of time and have you up all night hanging on her every word.

Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.

Guy 1 – Dude I met this chick shes such a Hoovie
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry

Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome

by IWouldF-ingDestroyAPenguin July 12, 2009

Hoovie

A short interbred cocksucker from a small rural area (rutledge mo) such a individual will become very short with you for no reason and may threaten to touch you inappropriately. May claim to be horny. Usually elf like with mismatching ears/features. Some could carry diseases so avoid if possible.

Man he must be a hoovie!

by Notinbred November 14, 2019

Hoovie

A horse. Naively described by foreign types, particularly of Polish descent. Relating to the 'hooves' of the animal.

"I want Hoovie."
"Sorry, we don't serve horse meat, try Poland."
"Moo?"
"Ok, a burger it is then."

by yoyoslowslow February 28, 2008

Hoovie

A movie that is strictly used by teen couples to hook up at; usually a terrible or stupid movie with no plot.

John: Dude did you go see a movie last night with Sarah?
Jerry: Yeah, but it was more of hoovie if you know what I mean
John: Nice dude! High Five!

by mayneeee May 31, 2009

speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

Dysphoria Hoodie

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019