Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.

"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."

by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 14, 2008

Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).

Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.

by a wild one September 17, 2012

Hitchcock Complex

One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies

A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.

B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex

by Number9 June 12, 2014

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Hitchcock Gang

When you have a falling out with someone and they go running to the friends you don’t know looking for support and reassurance. Sympathy will be immediately granted upon realizing their friend is upset and because they don’t know you they have no reason to believe you are anything but a troublemaker.

Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.

Yeah. We had a big falling out. Now he's got the Hitchcock Gang convinced I'm just a bitch.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Hitchcock Ending

When a situation has an unresolved ending, if the ending is in fact resolved it is for the viewer to resolve it in their mind for it is not told to them.

Maaaaaaaaate, I couldn't deal with 'Psycho', such a Hitchcock Ending! What the fudge happened to Marion for her car to be recovered from the swamp!

by Muse_Luver August 22, 2011