hitting licks

originally described the act of robbing liquor stores, evolved now to mean any sort of robbery or thievery.

"im hitting licks for a livin"

by robertpaulsen June 8, 2014

hitting the slopes

doing lines of coke, particularly in obscene situations and obscure quantities.

anish was hitting the slopes last night

by quaps on quaps December 26, 2011

Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

hastings on hudson

a small town filled with a bunch of fucked up people and pot heads

person: wow hastings on hudson is such a nice town
me: you think that because you don’t live here

by di4j02 May 22, 2018

hitting p

hitting p

this usually happens in a hvh (hack vs hack). You need to be the boss and say that you are hitting p (hitting perfect) that means you are top score and hit everyone

by hvhlogistiker February 6, 2019

hitting on

trying to get someone to like you by flirting with them

dude i think shes hittin on me should i ask her out ?

by James May 21, 2005

corner hitting

when smoking from a bowl, positioning the lighter on the side of the bowl so that it only gets a fraction of the weed rather than going straight over the top and scorching the whole thing. this helps the weed last longer and essentially allows for multiple people to get greens.

"smitty, you little bitch. watching all that perfectly good smoke rise from the top of the pipe while you're telling some bullshit story instead of passing it is really killin me here. if you had been corner hitting this wouldn't have been an issue because you would have still gotten a good hit off a fraction of the total volume and saved plenty for the rest of us. and if you've really had a girlfriend for six months, how come none of us have ever seen her in real life or in your facebook pictures?"

by aapfwapf November 12, 2009