An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.
'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball
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Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.
Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.
My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.
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Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel
by Gaz September 3, 2003
Get the hipocrocapig mug.A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.
A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.
A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.
Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
George: Ah, but she has a kind face.
Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!
George: Ah, but she has a kind face.
Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!
by Stavica June 8, 2004
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by Rupe Sutton August 25, 2004
Get the Hippacrocapig mug.Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot
by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006
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Hippacrocapighorse includes woman on the Jeramy Kyle show and anybody who you think looks like they should be on it...
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