by herpaderp222 March 12, 2011
Hipples is a name commonly used for someone who wears their pants/shorts above that of normal individuals. Generally, the top of the pants/shorts rest somewhere between the hip line and the nipple line, but most definitely more apparent when worn closer to the nipple line. You can also refer to this person as "The Jodemeister". Other characteristics describing this individual include wearing very "loud" shirts and ties, having Kung Fo Fighting as your cell phone ring tone, as well as having worked for Integra in Dallas.
by T. McGee August 09, 2006
To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.
by Dr. P. Hunter July 30, 2008
Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 18, 2017
andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.
by captain kitnipple October 19, 2012
A hickey on the nipple
by Papasmurfbell February 19, 2020
Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Nairless Hipples:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023