hipples

Hard nipples, the cause of cold weather, an alternative to stipples

Beth: William, you appear to have hipples
Will: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

by herpaderp222 March 28, 2011

hipples

Hipples is a name commonly used for someone who wears their pants/shorts above that of normal individuals. Generally, the top of the pants/shorts rest somewhere between the hip line and the nipple line, but most definitely more apparent when worn closer to the nipple line. You can also refer to this person as "The Jodemeister". Other characteristics describing this individual include wearing very "loud" shirts and ties, having Kung Fo Fighting as your cell phone ring tone, as well as having worked for Integra in Dallas.

Have you seen hipples today...he is pulling a 3.7 on the hipplemeter.

by T. McGee September 9, 2008

Pull A Hipple

To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.

Man, we got wasted last night and i watched Ryan pull a Hipple.

by Dr. P. Hunter August 27, 2008

hipple cripple

A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.

Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017

Hipple nickey

A hickey on the nipple

You left a hipple nickey on my boob when you sucked on my nipple real hard.

by Papasmurfbell February 18, 2020

stipple hipple

A person who can't hear well and makes up words.

Person 1: Hey can you pass the guacamole?
Person 2: Did you say gananole?
Person 1: You stipple hipple

by Maybe Lazy September 12, 2020

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012