Tea Area High School is truly an amazing school. Have you ever seen a two-faced snake? Your in luck. Come to Tea and you'll be faced with hundreds of them. Tea had a wide assortment of fake people to pick to be your friends. Hoes, dickheads, assholes, narcissists, we have them all! Now don't get me wrong, we have a couple nice people. We have the ones that will talk shit to your face and not behind your back. A true luxury in this high school not everyone can have. Tea Area High School is a scout's paradise. Think you're toxic? Come to this high school. Your toxicity will pale in comparison to those who go to Tea Area High School.
by Jenna Tulls69 January 29, 2020
Get the Tea Area High School mug.By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010
Get the High school shop teacher mug.Alpine: Usually made up of 15-20 lazy individuals, who watch videos on skiing after a short run, while the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team (see below), does all the real work. Often expects to win friday soccer against the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team, but often loses week after week. Even with all these negative attributes, they somehow manage to dominate every single race, this is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
Nordic: Usually made up of 30-40 physically fit active individuals who go for runs that are twice as long as the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team (see above), and do twice as much activity/excercise. Often wins friday soccer against the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team week after week (as previously stated). Has dominated every race in their section for over 20 years. This is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
Nordic: Usually made up of 30-40 physically fit active individuals who go for runs that are twice as long as the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team (see above), and do twice as much activity/excercise. Often wins friday soccer against the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team week after week (as previously stated). Has dominated every race in their section for over 20 years. This is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
"Why did we even show up at this alpine race the Queensbury High School Ski Team is here."
"If you attend any section A nordic races this season it is almost embarassing as to how badly the Queensbury High School Ski Team dominate everyother team" -Albany Times Union News Paper
"If you attend any section A nordic races this season it is almost embarassing as to how badly the Queensbury High School Ski Team dominate everyother team" -Albany Times Union News Paper
by QHSST November 26, 2010
Get the Queensbury High School Ski Team mug.Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021
Get the Manatee High School Football Team mug.by Mariner High School April 14, 2011
Get the Mariner High's Football Team mug.A bunch of overrated man-hoes who joined because they are narcissistic fuck bois looking for attention.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
Bro 1:Dude have you seen the guys on the high school football team?
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
by Chicken Wagon January 23, 2017
Get the high school football team mug.The team "sport" where high school girls walk around a golf course barely speaking to one another because everyone hates everyone for cheating.
How was golf practice today?
I couldn't decide who to play a practice round with. Everyone on the high school girls golf team is a cheater.
I couldn't decide who to play a practice round with. Everyone on the high school girls golf team is a cheater.
by anonymous1234456778 July 8, 2017
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