high schooler

Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.

After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

High schooler

A fat fuck that makes fun of middle schooler

High schooler Are fat fucks

by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

High schoollessness

The act of being without high school, e.g. after graduating.

Jane Doe: I heard you graduated!
John Doe: Yeah, I'm enjoying my high schoollessness!

by CurrentlyGraduated September 30, 2012

ugly high schooler kid

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!

Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.

by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022

Good Aussie High schooler

A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life

Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...

by jackmasseywelshJK June 14, 2022

National Society of High School Scholars

A For-Profit organization that is not listed on Wikipedia that sends out an invitation to people with "academic achievments" asking for
$45.00 - $60.00 as an admission fee. It does not impress on any applications nor does it mean anything.
Just another pointless organization that butters you up with a flattering invitation to con you out of your money.
Better off joining the National Honor Society (NHS) FOR FREE.

Person 1: Did you get an invitation to the National Society of High School Scholars? (NSHSS)
Person 2: Yes! I feel so special
Person 1: It's a scam dude, they're just flattering you to get $60.00
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Use common sense and Google, dude.

by CookieMonster12234 June 20, 2013