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school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.
dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.
by erik December 1, 2003
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librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.
I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.
by spintwig August 12, 2009
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Bottom Librarian

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.
How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!
by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018
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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.
Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.
by Carlofduty March 30, 2019
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Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"
by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003
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Sexy Librarian

A girl who's the best catch around. Sexy, gorgeous, smart. A renaissance girl who is wanted by every guy.
Damn, Sharon sure is a Sexy Librarian.
by sirslappy69 June 3, 2011
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librarian

A librarian is a person who is trained to help you find whatever information you might be looking for. Many people have an outdated stereotype of a librarian as an unmarried middle-aged woman who only cares about keeping kids away from her dusty old books. The truth, however, is that librarians come in all shapes, sizes, genders and ages; more important, librarians today are trained in Web design, online research (believe it or not, there's far more out there besides Google and Wikipedia), networking, and the latest Web 2.0 technologies. Books are still a huge part of the job, but librarians these days know far more about technology than most people, and are taught exactly how to use it to help you find what you need.
"The teacher loved my essay about World War I, but I would never have found all that stuff about it if I hadn't asked the librarian for help."
by brianeisley January 4, 2009
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