hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2014

hibernate

to breathe peacefully safe in the knowledge of the beautiful unknown

Tru: "I miss the times when i could hibernate in your room without disturbance."

by Krkič December 27, 2019

hibernation

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon

Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.

by jwizyadig September 27, 2010

Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017

Hibernation

Drinking so much that you wake in another era

Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode

by Ylosabes December 15, 2016

Hibernate

A friendly word used to signify when one gets beat, most commonly in a game.

Guy A: "How many points did you get?"
Guy B: "15!"
Guy A: "I only got 3!"
Guy C: "Man, you just got HIBERNATED!"

or

**Guy A walks by**
**Guy B extends hand**
Guy B: "Gimme five!"
**Guy A keeps on walking**
Guy C: "Man...total hibernation, right there."

or

Guy A: "It's Friday."
Guy B: "No, it's Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday."
Guy B: "Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday!"
**Guy C walks up**
Guy C: "Hey, it's Saturday."
Guy D: "Dude, you just got hi-ber-NATED!"

or

Guy A: "You up to a game of Marbles?"
Guy B: "Ha ha, you know I'm going to hibernate you, right?"

by Aardvark August 09, 2004

hibernate

The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.

Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.

by hy-burh-nat June 17, 2003