heyser

Heyser is a beautiful person that has curves like no other. She speaks with her heart and brain. She loves to chat and have new friends. She has a amazing smile that will make others fall for her. She has a great, funny, and positive personality. There’s not many Heyser’s in this world so you can say she’s a rare one, so keep her.

Heyser will always be there for you and love you like no other.

by Frank tommas March 1, 2019

hysell

If you have the last name hysell,your really cool and really cute , you got a lot of bullshit in your life and like to just laugh it off with some memes!! You struggle a lot focusing on school or work because your always to busy daydreaming but always find a way to get though it! If you happen to meet a Hysell, stick with them for sure!!!

Guy-dude why are you so happy today!?
Other guy-I met a hysell yesterday!
Guy-lucky!!!!

by Clownnn April 8, 2020

Katie Hensell

I’m her bitch

I’m Katie hensells bitch

by HybridWalker August 12, 2019

Hensel

To have a huge weiner

Girl: That dude has a huge wang
Guy: He's a what?
Girl: A Hensel

by Hensel17 June 1, 2009

hessel

To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.

by echolopia September 28, 2006

Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.

Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.

by Tolonoman July 23, 2022

Mr. Helsel

Coolest geometry honors teacher in the history of the subject. Often times, can be seen as verrrrryy enthusiastic about learning. However, he's verrrry nice, and relaxed. Understanding about fundamentals and stupid people. Never gives out detention, checks homework, and he always lets you eat in class. Simply, he is the greatest teacher.

"Mr. Helsel, can I have a geo-dollar?!"-Random Kid in class
"Sure..!!!"-Mr. Helsel

"Mr. Helsel, she ate my doughnut!!!"-Random kid(COUGH COUGH)
"And you couldn't give one to me..?!!!"- Mr. Helsel

by I LOVE GEOMETRY HONORS January 3, 2008