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Heron hall

Heron hall is a shit school with a head teacher called mr barzey with fat sausage lips and his pet molerat mr suanders who is obsessed with littler(what a tramp). Year 7s are wet and stuck in year 4 . Year 8s think they're so bad. Year 9s try to hard. Year 10 (boys) think they're gangsta and the girls think they're prestige. There is also a dog in year 9 that always shits on the toilet floor (no home training)
Aunt: im sending my child to Heron hall
Me: No Heron hall is shit
by Suckyour mom,dad,uncle,brother January 23, 2020
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will herondale

the man that broke my standards. i'll never be able to love anyone because 1. i am in love with will herondale. 2. the only person i think and talk about is will herondale
friend: "who's will herondale and why do you care about him more than your family? "
me: "i'll try to be brief: 1/500"
by ojelaida December 7, 2020
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Hedonism

The act of doing everything that is pleasurable to yourself. Also the avoidance of pain.
Hedonism is commonly practiced by the heads of large media corperations.
by Host3ntropy June 25, 2005
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Tetraphosphorus Hexoxide

When a woman gets on all fours and there are 6 fingers in each hole.
Oh me and my friend did tetraphosphorus hexoxide on this girl last night.
by Tetralover4 January 27, 2018
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moderate conservative hedonism

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.
by unsinn March 28, 2022
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Hedonize

the act of pursuing pleasure and self-gratification, sometimes excessively (for humor's sake).
Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?

Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.

Jules: Intriguing...
by Muffka June 17, 2009
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Heont

When somebody says heont its equivalent to saying he don't. You pronounce this word like he-own-t
Hey bro does your brother have the new Jordans? Nah bro heont have em yet.
by Justa nutha brotha January 15, 2020
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