Hetarezeme

A seme that is obviously controlled by his uke.

In Junjou Romantica, a manga and anime series,the character of Usami displays a strong aggressive, 'in charge' seme surface, but he really is a hetarezeme to Misaki's reluctant uke.
Source: Mentioned by the voice actor, Hikaru Hanada, in an interview.

by ButterflyFomori January 28, 2009

Hetasexual

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters

Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...

by surayya122 April 1, 2015

Hutaree

To consume santorum (the frothy mixture of semen and feces left on a man's penis after he has had anal intercourse with another man)

When the cops busted in on the Militia's bunker, it smelled just like a Hutaree party

by godhateswhales1 March 29, 2010

hetereosexual

a person that isn't gay.
somebody that enjoys the opposite sex.

"y'know, tom cruise is hetereosexual!"
"haha, good one."

by Katie Holmes11 February 17, 2009

hetarth

Hetarth is the best friend you could ever have, hes got ur back, LIZ IS A MORONIC GOAT BTW

Hetarth is a homie frr

by woooo.1234 October 3, 2021

hetfreak

v. intr. to react negatively (freak out) in response to the suggestion of heterosexuality
n. a negative reaction (freakout) in response to the suggestion of the suggestion of heterosexuality

v. intr. She totally hetfreaked on me when I said I'd kissed Jim.
n. He pulled a total hetfreak when the lesbians in his porno were interrupted by very male plumber.

by jmtorres February 27, 2005

Hearection

When you hear music so good it gives you an erection

"This Techno is so good it's given me a hearection"

by Maaoom June 15, 2018