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Herschel Walker

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Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022
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Herschell.

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That name, Herschell camer from a scientist, an astronomer, who discovered the planet Uranus and the two moons of Saturn! XD haha

And she's also an AWESOME friend that any could ever have. :3
Everybody in this world needs a Herschell.
by HOELAUSUCK December 31, 2010
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Hersheled

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To have one's leg cut off with a rusty hatchet after being bit by a smarter-than-normal walker and get french issed by a whore while passed out, thus being exposed to more diseases
"Dude, that's the stupidest thing you've ever said. I want you to be hersheled right now
by Ihop October 21, 2012
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Herschel's Law

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Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018
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Herschel Highway.

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She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.
by Yentl March 29, 2021
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Herschel walkin

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Telling stories and anecdotes that make no sense whatsoever, or just outright lies. Similar to, but less mind-boggling than Donald Trumpin.
Gary: Did you see that Herschel Walker has kids he’s not in contact with after criticizing absentee fathers?
Tim: Aw that’s just Herschel Walker out here Herschel Walkin.
Gary: Did you see that weird story he told about a bull that essentially says people should stick with what they’ve got, which kind of indicates they SHOULDN’T vote for him?
Tim: He really needs an MRI.
by justputitinthegroundwater September 8, 2022
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Herschel Walker

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Winter beverage consisting of half-coffee, half-hot chocolate.
If it were the summer I would enjoy an Arnold Palmer, however being as its the winter I will instead enjoy a Herschel Walker.
by proper rep March 4, 2009
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