hepatitis 

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.

want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.

hepatitis by necro January 10, 2005

HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS 

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people

dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"

HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS by Vearus August 12, 2012

hepatitits 

When a random bout of impulsivity hits you and you decide to randomly pierce your nipples at a sketchy shop charging $30 a nipple. Don’t worry, the Coronas will kill off anything you catch.

“Hopefully I don’t catch hepatiTITS from that sketchy shop around the corner when I decided to get pierced on the way to Dunkin’ for my iced coffee. Hopefully the two Coronas each that me and the piercer chugged will keep me from catching anything.”

hepatitits by Tillie23 May 14, 2023

Hepatitis 

It’s the purest form of love

This is hepatitis

Hepatitis by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021

hepatitis alphabet 

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.

He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!

hepatitis alphabet by JRolph April 24, 2009

hepatitis syphillaids 

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.

Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.

hepatitis syphillaids by Robby/God April 19, 2006

Hepatitis GF 

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.

I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!

Hepatitis GF by legly lad April 1, 2019