hemorrhoids

1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.

Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003

hemorrhoid

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged

That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!

by alisha November 29, 2002

hemorrhoid

hem-roydz

a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife

I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony

by buck_futter_jr June 19, 2003

hemorrhoid

a synonym for anus boils

That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011