Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

Stig-Helmer

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

by DODmof January 29, 2021

Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

Helper.gg

Helper.gg is a bot in Discord

A Discord Bot
This Bot is a Ticket System for Discord.
This is Good for business and customer service that use Discord to plan projects and help clients.

Holy Fuck I thought Helper.gg is a Helping Bot! He is just a Ticketing System for Business Inquiries!!!
Hey Name have you heard of Helper.gg? This bot is a good one he can provide tickets for us? you sus...

by Victor Gamer March 28, 2021

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Heller

A person who ships the popular Supernatural couple “Destiel”
A derivative of the term “Destiheller” originally used as an insult.
Term has been reclaimed by shippers.

Yeah, Jensen liked a post about the handprint. He’s a heller.

by Dmitri Collins November 26, 2020

Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

by xxJo November 30, 2011