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Helmut

A nickname given to a person, typically male, with an abnormal large head. The size and shape of the head clearly resembles a WW2 German helmet.
ME:- Lads, this is my new friend .
FRIENDS:- Jesus what a massive head, we shall call you Helmut.
by Fireman71 June 2, 2018
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helmut roll

an artists reference to the act of recieving (or giving for our gay brothers) head. ie...to have ones cock sucked!
Wally: Hey Stevo, did you hear about Spanner cracking his Sonia fair dinkum in the mouth, apparently sent several teeth flying.
Stevo: Yeah, Spanner told me all about it himself. He reckons that Sonai, or "the cunt" as he referred to her, wouldn't give him a helmut roll after he fixed the stove for her
Wally: Fuckin ungrateful bitch
by ulb remorse November 11, 2009
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Helmut Lang

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.
by Ian Chode May 2, 2004
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roman helmut

The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.
I gave her a Roman Helmut last nite..
by DPM March 1, 2004
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gladiator Helmut

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut
I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut
by Kronik September 25, 2003
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Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.
King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.
by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004
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