gladiator Helmut

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut

I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut

by Kronik September 25, 2003

Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004

Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

Circle the Hellmouth

When you eat spicy food and then eat out a persons asshole.
Can also be used if the persons asshole you are eating has eaten spicy food thus turning their asshole into the Hellmouth.

Guy1: You want some of these buffalo wings?
Guy2: Are they spicy?
Guy1: Spicy enough to circle the Hellmouth with my girl.

by Getaho February 1, 2015

helmuth

a German surname that is variant from the name hellmut also other variants such as helmuth, and hellmuth which deprives from the Germanic elements helm meaning helmut- protection and mout spirit - mind helmuths are strong individuals

helmuths dont let people get to them their strong minded people

by manic panic 2 May 30, 2018

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 22, 2007

Helmüt

The head of a penis; shaped, weighted and battered like an old army helmet

Linz: Wow what a wierd penis
Rob: Yes I have a large Helmüt

by Linz_nffc February 17, 2008