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Helicockter

The sexual act of spinning you cock like a helicopter propeller. Good for foreplay, or for pleasuring yourself
Me: Hey baby, how about we have some fun.

Girlfriend: How about we start off by making you a helicockter
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A sex position where the guy lies down on his back and the girl is riding him then she puts her arms out, he picks her up and spins her around like a helicopter
Damn Tammy and I tried out the helicockter last night, it was fucking amazing for both of us!
by Tommyboiiii June 26, 2018
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A man grabs onto a ceiling fan as the female stands below and gives him fellatio until complete erection. The man then turns on the fan and begins to rotate, while erect, striking the female in the face upon each revolution.
"So how was your date?"
"Pretty good. . . he gave me a Helicockter."
by j_keylor December 24, 2009
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When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.
Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?

AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station

Ben: Damn that’s crazy
by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 24, 2020
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When you lay in bed, and jerk off while facing up. Then you fly up in the air while spining around in the air and jerking off at the same time.
My method of masterbation is the Helicockter! The orgasm is soo good!
by NoChillPhil5 March 6, 2019
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When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*

*See's his girlfriend*

Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!

*Begins to helicockter*
by iVita September 18, 2012
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helicuck

In the online combined-arms combat simulation game Squad, helicopters are a great asset to any team, and require greater skill to command than any other vehicle in the game. Not many can fly them well, but the ones who can will do anything they can to beat the other pilots to the helicopter at the start of the game. Helicopters are first-come, first-serve on most public servers, unless of course you get helicucked.

"Helicucking" is when you join a new server, create a helicopter squad just before a helicopter is about to spawn at Main Base, then claim the existing helicopter squad's helicopter. It is called helicucking because it can be compared to cuckolding in real life -- in Squad, it's not your wife thats being used by another man, but it's your helicopter you waited 6 minutes for at Main Base. In this way, a Lead Pilot who watches his old helicopter fly away from Main, piloted by another guy who just joined, bears similarity to a true cuckold.

He is a cuck, he has been cucked, and he will never fly the the same again. His helicopter belongs to the trees now.

Verb: To helicuck is to successfully claim another squad's dropped-off helicopter shortly after it respawns.
Noun: A helicuck is a Lead Pilot who watches his helicopter get taken and used by another man.
Adjective: A Lead Pilot whose helicopter claim has been overridden can be described as helicucked.
SL 4: "Fuck you, bro!"
SL 9: "Command, Squad 4 has been helicucked."
CMD: "What?"
SL 4: "Dude, what the fuck I had a claim on that, you can't just come in with 18 seconds left and claim my--"
SL 9: "WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP"
SL 9: "It's okay man, you can sit in the seat next to me and watch."
by Squad Breeder August 10, 2022
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