heir-head

As coined by Marianne Garvey writing for the New York Post: An individual who is both an heir to a substantial fortune and an air-head.

Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

by Andyduncan July 20, 2007

heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

heir mattress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

by Bill gronos June 11, 2006

Heir to the Cum Throne

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!

by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

Heir Hog

Next in line for the Hog Throne. The duke of jokes. He

Heir Hog is telling some very silly jokes!

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Heir of a dog

A posh way of saying Son of a bitch, so that it would not be understood quickly.
70's phrase that became popular brief due to the song by the same title by the band Nazareth.

Look at the heir of a dog over there, don't get to close, you may catch flees.

by Icandor December 28, 2024