this is what is known as human chewbacca disease. it is also known as bigfooteria. You can contract this disease by becoming gay and extremely hairy. Once reffered to as "FudgePacker" by a
Teenager Named Peter
Cooper. He teaches 9th grade and is commonly found lounging with Mr.
Bart commonly thought to be his boyfriend. If you've seen them together sometimes you could say it was a hairy situation.