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12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
by MACV July 25, 2008
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Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.
I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.
by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019
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convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
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mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
by MissObvious August 4, 2008
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RJ Heid

The literal god of all percussion based near Pittsburgh PA. He is well known as the greatest percussionist in the states and for his EPIC wrath.
Bro, RJ Heid is my teacher, I better hide.
by Theboss69420 February 21, 2019
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A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.
I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!
by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020
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