hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

Weebonics

The speaking or referencing of Weaboo culture or words.

Jim: Kawaii-Desu!

Braian: Fuck off with the Weebonics.

by mizthemad February 4, 2018

herbonics

The product of a marijuana plant. could reefer to the buds of other shit parts.

ya boy bes' have the herbonics when he comes tawn

by see "MILES" September 7, 2005

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

weebonics

Taken from "ebonics."

The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.

To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."

Person using weebonics: h-hewwo,, i-ish it okie to talk to chu? *hides in corner* owo
Average person: Who the hell are you?

by nesswen December 15, 2021