Shit-heeling

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.

Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!

by tranceman December 20, 2008

heening

Behaving like an attention whore. Name taken from the Heene family, who's balloon boy hoax tricked almost the entire world on October 16th, 2009.

Did you hear about the college kids barricading themselves in the buildings because of the tuition increase?

No, and I don't care. They're just heening and making everyone's lives miserable.

by K_Runa October 20, 2009

heeling

The sexual act of penetrating the vagina with your heel. Works best if the penetrator has tiny feet and the penetratee has a monster cunt.

Man I went home with this smokin' hot girl last night but when it got time to do the no-pants-dance, I couldn't get a grip in her vajayjay! So heeling was the only way...

by heeling-connoisseur September 22, 2011

heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.

John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.

by fatsheldon April 22, 2009

HERBING

The act of engaging in anti-social activties when made aware of on-going social activity of the masses
(masses-vast majority of social circle)

-you must be able to participate in the social activity

herb, herbing out

OmG this cat stays herbing

Ja is herbing today because he wants to stay in and be on myspace all night.

by jaydslice November 9, 2009

Heeping

An extended amount of time.

Will you shut up and forget about phone sex for a heeping minute

by Nicole_Gina July 14, 2010

herbing

1. the act of masturbating with your hand in your pocket 2. smoking marijuana 3. smoking marijuana while masturbating with your hand in your in your pocket

That guy must be herbing, he has a blunt in one hand and he has his other hand in his pocket.

by Sex E. Steve August 16, 2011