hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵

Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it

by spoon spoon February 2, 2021

hedgerow

A row of hedges. Sometimes replace a fence.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's a just a spring clean the May queen.

by JimmyJohnJohnRobert May 13, 2005

Hegarty

The act of performing your best ever sexual endeavor: life-time high performance.

Truly an art: Heg-ART-y

Meaty Phil: Dude, I just got Hegarty all over that girl last night
Horacio: Wow, u Heg'd her good!!!

by DictionaryBill May 28, 2009

Hedmark

Hedmark is a county in Eastern Norway. It is the third biggest county of 20 counties, and the capital of it is Hamar(town). It is located in the Eastern part of Norway.

"What is Hedmark?" - person 1
"A county in Norway." - person 2

by livinginhedmark January 2, 2012

declan hegarty

A guy whos freinds with elijah binkleston and is a chad pimp who gets all the girls but they tell him they would date him if he was taller. Example: SIkshya gorllia and ana maricuo and CHAN RAN. Declan is a cool boy

HEy is that declan hegarty? yea hes so hot

by Declano5 March 28, 2022

Declan Hegarty

A hot irish guy who pulls all the girls and gives head to someone named elijah binkleberry and Murata Sultinator

Girl 1: Hey is that Declan Hegarty? Girl 2: Yea its him id let him do anything to me!

by Declano5 March 31, 2022