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Hedger
Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.
Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.
Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.
John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.
Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.
John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.
Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.
John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.
Hedger by Philip hahahahahaha May 21, 2009
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Hedger
A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.
Leath Hedger
The Leath Hedger, also known as the reverse joker, or the smiling skull, is the surgical scar left after a hair transplant procedure known as a follicular unit extraction (FUE).
Timmy can never shave his head again because of the Leath Hedger scar at the back of his head. He looks like the joker from the new batman movie put a "smile on the back of his head"
Leath Hedger by Mr M.L.G. June 17, 2009
cheesy hedgehog
Sextuple penetration, as performed on a woman, i. e. two penises in the mouth, two in the vagina, and two in the anus.
Belinda, as much as we was enjoying Tony Sylvester in her bum, Jim Sterling in her vag, and Des Martin in her mouth, wished she had three more blokes to double her pleasure and give her a real cheesy hedgehogging.
cheesy hedgehog by Toffee Apple Chew September 22, 2019
Shadow the Hedgehog
a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?
Shadow the Hedgehog by egshgells June 5, 2019
Sonic the hedgehog
Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest blue hedgehog alive. He has taken many different paths but one thing is the same about him, he is still blue and still running.
Sonic the hedgehog by Bunny435 June 14, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.