When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.
by Ohyeahbro June 5, 2019
Get the dirty heavy d mug.The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.
When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.
by gravity5 February 23, 2007
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You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
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Get the Heavy Days mug.Sergeant Siek: What the F is this? "The stranger from Camus". That's some heavy dope right there, Marine!
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Get the HEAVY DOSAGE! mug.A Heavy DB is a heavy douche bag. This person is a pathological liar, has poor morals, and steals. This person is portly, balding and has generally poor hygiene. A Heavy DB creates a world of make believe to make their miserable lives better. They frequently change jobs to avoid paying child support, lie about owning fast cars yet drive an intrepid, and are generally economically unstable.
Heavy DBs are social camelions anxious to conform into what ever you want them to be. If told to be on drugs, they will be on drugs. If you can dream it, they will do, all the while saying they have done it 'too much' in the past. They will be anything you tell them to be, just don't ask them to be responsible adults.
This person will have sex with the most unholy things. A DB has knowingly had sex with a girl with herpes, twice.
The Heavy DB has self appointed nicknames such as J-sizzle, Big Dirty, or Locomotive. No one calls this person by these dreadful monikers, but a DB is likely to introduce themselves as such things.
Heavy DBs are social camelions anxious to conform into what ever you want them to be. If told to be on drugs, they will be on drugs. If you can dream it, they will do, all the while saying they have done it 'too much' in the past. They will be anything you tell them to be, just don't ask them to be responsible adults.
This person will have sex with the most unholy things. A DB has knowingly had sex with a girl with herpes, twice.
The Heavy DB has self appointed nicknames such as J-sizzle, Big Dirty, or Locomotive. No one calls this person by these dreadful monikers, but a DB is likely to introduce themselves as such things.
Joe: Hey Harley, why do you look so angry?
Harley: Mike invited me to his party, but all he had was Natty Ice and all I could hear was Papa Roach playing on the radio.
Joe: Natty Ice and Papa Roach?! What a Heavy DB!
Harley: Mike invited me to his party, but all he had was Natty Ice and all I could hear was Papa Roach playing on the radio.
Joe: Natty Ice and Papa Roach?! What a Heavy DB!
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